Hamas "Mickey Mouse" Ripoff Calls For Revolution!

Hamas 'Mickey Mouse' wants Islam takeover

By DIAA HADID, Associated Press Writer
59 minutes ago

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip - Hamas militants have enlisted the iconic Mickey Mouse to broadcast their message of Islamic dominion and armed resistance to their most impressionable audience — little kids.

A giant black-and-white rodent — named "Farfour," or "butterfly," but unmistakably a Mickey ripoff — does his high-pitched preaching against the U.S. and Israel on a children's show run each Friday on Al-Aqsa TV, a station run by Hamas. The militant group, sworn to Israel's destruction, shares power in the Palestinian government.

"You and I are laying the foundation for a world led by Islamists," Farfour squeaked on a recent episode of the show, which is titled, "Tomorrow's Pioneers."

"We will return the Islamic community to its former greatness, and liberate Jerusalem, God willing, liberate Iraq, God willing, and liberate all the countries of the Muslims invaded by the murderers."

Farfour, you copyright-violating little prick in a felt costume, I will chase your phony rat’s ass through the Gaza Strip in my F-16!

Every nation is plagued by an evil icon who sets out to control unformed minds. They’ve got a radical militant Mickey Mouse, we’ve got Rush Limbaugh.

I hope this evil scheme fails. Otherwise it’ll catch on in the United States and we'll see McCain on TV in a Barney costume singing "I think the surge is working!"

But Hamas ripping off the Disney corporation--this is the last straw. How would they like it if I went on TV in a giant felt Osama bin Laden suit saying, “If you see me on the street, turn me in, kids! You’ll win an Ipod!”