Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Poll Results: Don't Count On The French Coming To Our Rescue

The results of a new poll show many Americans doubting that Europe will come to our aid in Iraq. The Bush administration recently called upon the nations of Europe to do more to help to accomplish the military and political mission in Iraq. Most of those surveyed believed that the Europeans were likely to respond to the White House plea for help with obscene gestures, foul suggestions and sarcastic remarks delivered in cartoonish foreign accents.

Over sixteen people participated in the online survey, blah, blah, blah. Twenty-four per cent said this; fifty-nine per cent said that, blah, blah, blah.

Please take a moment and participate in our latest poll, which can be found below and to the right.

Thank you for your time, blah, blah, blah.

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    At 2:03 PM, Blogger Triakel said...

    This just in from the French consulate*:

    "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! ... You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

    (*Translation courtesy Babelfish™)

     

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