International: Poll Says Saddam Judge Should Use Photon Torpedoes

Fifty-six per cent of Americans surveyed believe that the judge presiding over the Saddam Hussein trial should respond to a possible rocket attack on the courtroom by threatening retaliation with photon torpedoes.

More than eight people participated in the online poll conducted on this website last week, which has a margin of error of about—ugh! HEART ATTACK! MY PILLS! THEY’RE IN THE DRAWER! NO, THE TOP DRAWER—UGH! Oh… ahh… there, that’s better. Back to the poll…

Thirty-three per cent of those surveyed wanted to know where these “rocket attack” guys were during the O.J. trial.

An eleven per cent minority of those polled said a rocket attack on the trial of Saddam Hussein would be permissible if Saddam showed up with his karaoke machine again.

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