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Here it is, hot off the wire, courtesy of one of our readers:

Congressional candidate Bachmann attracts help from Cheney

Associated Press
ST. PAUL - State Sen. Michele Bachmann will get some White House help in her bid for Congress.
Vice President Dick Cheney is scheduled to appear at a fundraiser on Bachmann's behalf on June 26 in a suburb west of Minneapolis, according to an invitation to the event obtained by The Associated Press.
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Neither the White House nor Bachmann's campaign has been willing to discuss the visit over the past week.
The invitation says Cheney will appear at the home of William and Karen Hawks on the shore of Lake Minnetonka. It gives guests the choice between a $250 per person reception or a more intimate reception and photo opportunity with Cheney for $1,000...

Okay--here is my very best offer. I'm not paying any more than three hundred bucks for the whole package. Put me down for that very special "intimate" reception with Bachmann and Cheney. When they say "intimate," do they mean "clothing optional?" If so I expect a bigger break on the price, because they'll probably want to see my scar, where the dog bit me.

And I'll take three eight-by-ten "gag" photos of me and Bachmann looking worried with our hands up, and Cheney pointing his shot gun at us (different poses.) But no "head shots," please--HA HA HA, that's pretty good.